I Dare You: Top Paranormal Quotes

Posted June 28, 2019 by Shari in I Dare You Event / 6 Comments

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Quotes sometimes are subjective, but I pulled a few of my favorites. Some are funny. Some are ridiculous. Some have so much meaning. But in general they are quotes that make me laugh, cry or laugh some more. Hope you enjoy!

You’ve won the evolutionary lottery: You’re a vampire. Let’s go to Disneyland!
–J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

 

“Twining her arms around his neck, she gave him a feral look. “You like me fucking you like this, Sorcerer? Want me to milk your big cock so good your balls explode?”
–J.D. Tyler, Black Moon

 

Sins of the Night by Sherrilyn Kenyon“You’ve no idea what it’s like to crave human contact to the point that it permeates your entire being with a need so strong that at times it makes you wonder if you’ve gone mad and that your whole life is nothing but a fucked-up delusion brought on by the insanity.”
–Sherrilyn Kenyon, Sins of the Night

 

“Aisha felt her ovaries tremble with desire as she looked at that penis.”
–Abby Weeks, Taken by the Pack

 

“Grandma said that a skillet’s good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man’s head.”
–Lisa Shearin, The Dragon Conspiracy

 

“Even the temptation hidden in a stolen picnic basket didn’t excite him as much as the thought of touching or tasting her did. Campers everywhere would rejoice.”
–Eve Langlais, Swan and the Bear

 

If his existence ever stopped sucking long enough for him to get an erection even once, she was going to provide him with some serious fantasy material.
–Larissa Ione, Cipher

 

In a whiskey voice, she said, “If you hadn’t decided to capture me, I would’ve fang-fucked your neck till you screamed.”
–Kresley Cole, Sweet Ruin

 

Damn, he hated inferior beings on power trips. “Fine,” he sighed. “You’re a…sturdy female with big muscles and a voice so deep and breathy that Darth Vader would be jealous. Is that nice enough?”
 –Larissa Ione, Razr

 

Please. Shit sprinkled with sugar was still shit.
–Gena Showalter, The Darkest Torment
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Shari is the Delighted Reader. Married to her Prince Charming and mother to two Princesses and one Prince. When she is not slaving away as Cinderella she loves to get lost in the pages of a good book. Never without a reading device and a few good paperback books, because she never knows when she might get 5 minutes to read!

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Sophia Rose
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I get a kick out of some of the things said and thought in these books. Some of the supposedly sexy ones get me laughing the hardest. Fun ones, Shari!

Carole rae
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IF HIS EXISTENCE EVER STOPPED SUCKING LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO GET AN ERECTION EVEN ONCE, SHE WAS GOING TO PROVIDE HIM WITH SOME SERIOUS FANTASY MATERIAL.
–LARISSA IONE, CIPHER

I love this one the most!

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Love the first quote, it’s hilarious!