Mechanic by Alexa Riley #Review

Mechanic by Alexa Riley #ReviewMechanic by Alexa Riley

Series: Breeding #2
Genres: Contemporary Romance
Published by Indie/Self Published on November 6, 2015
Pages: 203
Format: eBook
Source: Kindle Unlimited
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The Mechanic is broken up into two stories: the main one, Mechanic, and a bonus story at the end for the sheriff. Also, if you aren’t into instant love then walk away because this will leave you feeling the ewww feeling.

Going into this I didn’t know it was part of a series called Breeding. If I had known, then I probably would have chucked the book. I just wanted to read about a blue collar mechanic being all alpha with the pretty girl who comes into his shop. I got something so different and in no way did I enjoy it.

The Mechanic starts off with Penelope hearing a noise in her Porsche as she drives into town in time for her wedding in a week. She wouldn’t have known she was getting married unless she received the invitation. The ultimatum from her father is to marry or never see her grandmother again.

Paine is the mechanic and owns his own shop. He sees Penelope, nicknames her Duchess and decides she is his. Not much on the thought process because it is instant love. All he wants is to put his cum in her and breed her. Oh, he loves her and will take care of her, but it seems all animalistic on making babies.

“Cash or ass if you want the keys.”

There is no real depth to this story. It’s about banging the Duchess and breeding her. You heard me right, breeding. Not let’s make a baby because we love each other. He starts off several times just doing alpha like stuff to her before he takes her home to show her a good time. He is all jealous of the fiance and knows she isn’t going to marry him, but not before he makes her want him.

I feel her hymen with my tongue, and I lick it, letting it know I’m about to fuck through it.

It’s lines like this that had me cringing as I read. Breeding quotes like this just made me want to put on a chastity belt.

Answer me, Duchess. You taking anything to keep me from breeding you?” Her eyes snap up to mine, and I feel the wicked smile spread across my face. “That’s right, baby. I plan on cumming in you until you’re bred. You’re not keeping me from that, are you?”

Or these romantic words….

“Tell me you want my cum, Duchess. Tell me you want it deep inside you, coating your unprotected womb.”

So great literary work…this isn’t. I don’t remember wanting to have my womb covered in cum to be bred when I was having kids. Nope, that would have had me laughing in his face and running a far away as I could.

The second story is about Penelope’s brother who falls in love with the female mechanic. It is really short and I ended up skimming it just so I could close this book forever. Also a breeder book…it is all about breeding like these women are animals.

So while the cover is a yummy mess, the story is even worse. Glad it was on my Kindle Unlimited and not something I paid for the unenjoyment to read.

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Shari is the Delighted Reader. Married to her Prince Charming and mother to two Princesses and one Prince. When she is not slaving away as Cinderella she loves to get lost in the pages of a good book. Never without a reading device and a few good paperback books, because she never knows when she might get 5 minutes to read!
  • oh wow, yeah I wouldn’t like this one at all. Sorry to hear it didn’t work for ya. There are some books out there, that are totally different from what the blurb portrays it to be.

    • Shari Delighted Read

      It’s sad the cover and concept got me and then wham! It takes a turn that left me wishing I never picked it up.

  • good lawd, that cover and then the messiness inside. Yeah, uhm…no.

    • Shari Delighted Read

      Yeah, umm no

  • Crossed my legs tightly closed as I read your review. Good golly!

    I don’t think this is my kinda kink.

    • Shari Delighted Read

      Not mine either! I wasn’t expecting the quotes when I came upon them and almost spit out my drink!

  • holy hotmess…. no thanks. Dear god, who says these things? how..romantic.