Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance by Grace Risata #TGPUL #Giveaway

Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance by Grace Risata #TGPUL #Giveaway

The Great Pick Up Line

Welcome Grace Risata as they share their Great Pick Up Line from
Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance.
Take it away Grace!

Jessica was busy doing children’s projects in the craft room all afternoon and I actually had the library front desk all to myself. This was shaping out to be a great day. Since it was pretty quiet, I grabbed the book notes out of my pocket so I could re-read them and see if I still liked them. I had a bad habit of thinking a scene was good and then second guessing it a hundred times. I had self-confidence issues with my body AND with my writing. I guess you could say I was a hot mess.

I absentmindedly stuck the pen in my mouth, deep in contemplation, when a masculine voice spoke and scared me out of my reverie.

“Although I’m enjoying watching you suck on that pen, there are a lot of other things I would prefer to see in your mouth. Like my cock.”

I looked up in shock to find out who would dare talk to me that way. It was none other than Jason Fitzgerald. My mouth opened and the pen fell out right onto the desk. Holy crap.

“Don’t tell me I left you speechless?” he asked. “That’s no good. I was hoping to hear your thoughts about our discussion from yesterday. You haven’t forgotten about it already, have you?”

I silently shook my head, still unable to process that this was actually happening.

“I’d love to discuss the matter further, preferably with you naked and spread eagle on my bed while I feast upon your pussy like a man dying of starvation. I will eat you like you’re a three course meal and I just got out of prison. I’m hungry, Pepper. Hungry for you.”

What the hell? Half of me wanted to rip my clothes off right there at the front desk, half of me wanted to congratulate him on his very effective use of metaphors, half wanted to blush in great embarrassment, and the other half was just desperate to ease the ache that started building between my legs. Was that too many halves? Yeah, I was completely incapable of doing any sort of math at that point.

“Give me your phone number,” he demanded.

Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance by Grace Risata

Curvy girl Pepper is accustomed to flying under everyone’s radar. Being a big girl hasn’t led to many dates or exciting adventures. All of that was about to change.

Through the small-town rumor mill, Pepper learns her old teenage crush just moved back to town. Jason was the star quarterback, prom king, and also Pepper’s neighbor from across the street.

One day he sees Pepper out mowing the lawn and makes her an offer of no-strings attached, no-holds barred sex that has the potential to benefit them both.

Nothing quite turns out the way either of them thought it would.

Click to look inside and find out what happens when the simple act of mowing the lawn turns into so much more…

WARNING: This story contains a plentiful amount of graphic sex scenes (over EIGHT of them…yes, I counted…including ones involving Barbeque Sauce, Pirates, Ice Cubes, and Handcuffs). They are all M/F and absolutely consensual. If you’re looking for a sick, twisted, dark tale – please go elsewhere, you will NOT find it here. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no love triangles, no unicorns, and no murder.

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About Grace Risata

I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance. My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and fantasy. I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them. Above all else, I hope you got a laugh out of my book. I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible.

My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

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Shari is the Delighted Reader. Married to her Prince Charming and mother to two Princesses and one Prince. When she is not slaving away as Cinderella she loves to get lost in the pages of a good book. Never without a reading device and a few good paperback books, because she never knows when she might get 5 minutes to read!
  • Wowsers! That was a hot one. 🙂

  • BBQ sauce? That is a new one…lol. Sounds fun!

  • I half wanted to slap him and bed him myself after that. lol

  • onlysixofusinmyhead

    Sounds like a feast.

  • haha what a teaser….the hero sounds mischievous.

  • Woooow! This sounds hot and cute at the same time! I’m glad it’s not a dark erotica novel because I personally prefer lighter erotica if I’m reading erotica at all. Happy reading!

    Have a great weekend, Shari. =)

    Alyssa @ The Eater of Books!