The Great Pick Up Line with Terran by Cara Bristol #TGPUL #Giveaway

Posted February 12, 2015 by Shari in The Great Pick Up Line / 29 Comments

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Terran by Cara Bristol

He inspected the vendoress’s chest again. Given the breast-baring construction of the beige shifts breeders wore, female mammary glands held few secrets. But the fact that this vendoress had hidden hers aroused his curiosity. Did she have round breasts or conical ones? Long, thick nipples or small ones?

“Hey, buddy. My eyes are up here!” She snapped her fingers in front of her face.

Marlix frowned in confusion. “I am aware of the location of your eyes. Besides your pink hair, I noticed them right away. Tell me, are all females on your planet similarly hued?”

“You don’t get out much, do you?” She planted her hands on her hips. The motion drew his attention to her mammary glands again.

“I am out now,” Marlix answered in all honesty but got the impression he’d annoyed her again when she tsked.

“I’ll get the rest of your order.” She stomped away, muttering something about a pig. She disappeared behind a curtained entrance.

“What is a pig?” Marlix consulted with Urazi.

“Let me research it on the translator.” His beta tucked the bolt under his arm, unclipped his Personal Communication Device, and tapped into it. He raised his head. “A domesticated porcine mammal indigenous to the planet Terra.”

“What about a jackass?”

Urazi tapped and peered at his PCD. “A domesticated member of the equine family. Male.” He looked up. “I am not sure, Commander—” His beta exhaled. “But I suspect pig and jackass are derogatory terms.”

“That was my impression.” Marlix threw back his head and laughed.

 

Review Terran by Cara Bristol

Terran by Cara Bristol

After fleeing heartache on Terra, Tara Diehl has adjusted to male-dominated Parseon better than most until she is kidnapped by Alpha Marlix, a ruling commander. At first her tall, muscled abductor terrifies her, especially when he doesn’t hesitate to quell her struggle for freedom with some force. When her attempts to escape fail, she decides to seduce her way to freedom.

But out of seduction and subterfuge grow a true intimacy that cause Marlix and Tara to take action that drives Parseon to the brink of civil war, threatening not only their relationship, but also their lives.

Terran, the second book in the Breeder sci-fi series, is a “capture” romance involving a domineering but hunky alien, a female with a bad dye job and an even worse attitude, hot sex, and spanking.

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About Cara Bristol

Cara Bristol continues to evolve, adding new subgenres of erotic romance to her repertoire. She has written spanking romance, contemporary romance, paranormal, and science fiction romance. No matter what the genre, one thing remains constant: her emphasis on character-driven seriously hot erotic stories with sizzling chemistry between the hero and heroine. Cara has lived many places in the United States, but currently calls Missouri home. She has a husband and two grown stepkids. When she’s not writing, she enjoys reading and traveling the world.
Cara loves to hear from readers. You may post a comment on her Web site/blog, http://carabristol.com, email her at carabristol50 (at) yahoo (dot) com, or friend her on Facebook, https://www.facebook.com/cara.bristol.3.

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Earth women are the bet. Their appeal is natural and undefined.

Sophia Rose
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It’s always fun to see the big bad aliens confounded by our gals. 😉

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

Especially confused as women are considered no better than animals in this society.

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Shari Delighted Read

Especially confused as women are considered no better than animals in this society.

DebraG
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DebraG

Earth women are the bet. Their appeal is natural and undefined.

Anna@herding cats&burning soup
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Ahhh I love mixed mates like that. Always fun seeing them figure out things 😀

Sophia Rose
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Somethings tells me these three had a lot of sparks flying.

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

Oh they figure things out….but he has to kidnap her first!

Anna@herding cats&burning soup
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Ahhh I love mixed mates like that. Always fun seeing them figure out things 😀

kimbacaffeinate
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Love the cover and cotton candy hair. LOL even alien men cannot figure out women.

Sophia Rose
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That is an eye-catching cover. Oh yeah, that was one of my thoughts too. I haven’t read the book, but that excerpt cracked me up.

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

Well, this alien man really doesn’t put much value into women, so he has a rude awakening coming!

Kimberly Caffeinated Reviewer
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Love the cover and cotton candy hair. LOL even alien men cannot figure out women.

Braine TS
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Such a geeky joke, love it!

Braine TS
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Such a geeky joke, love it!

Sophia Rose
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I thought it was a funny excerpt too.

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

Yep, but it had me laughing!

Lola
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Oh a sci-fi romance, sounds interesting and I like the cover. Although the use of the word mammary glands in the excerpt rubs me wrong a bit for some reason. I do like how she insults him and he has to take a few second to figure it out because of their language differences.

Lola R
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Lola R

Oh a sci-fi romance, sounds interesting and I like the cover. Although the use of the word mammary glands in the excerpt rubs me wrong a bit for some reason. I do like how she insults him and he has to take a few second to figure it out because of their language differences.

Sophia Rose
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I know. I think, if I remember right from Shari’s review that women are pretty low in the class structure in these.

Haha! Yes, he had to look it up and figure out the insult.

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

I had the word mammary glands! It was a little irritating, but the men on this planet have no value in women, so being technical is probably about as good as you get.

Mary Kirkland
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Oooh a kidnap kinda mate. I like alien mating books.

Sophia Rose
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Something tells me that she’ll make him pay for grabbing her, but I love the alien romances too.

Sophia Rose
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Something tells me that she’ll make him pay for grabbing her, but I love the alien romances too.

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

Kidnapped, spanked and falling in love. Yep, she teaches him a few things.

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Shari Delighted Read

Kidnapped, spanked and falling in love. Yep, she teaches him a few things.

Lover Of Romance
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I do like the alien romances…and that cover is just so pretty. And that pick up line is awesome! Just makes me want to read this author…NOW LOL

Shari Delighted Read
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Shari Delighted Read

I loved the cover too, but these two have some big hurdles to get over.

Lover Of Romance
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I do like the alien romances…and that cover is just so pretty. And that pick up line is awesome! Just makes me want to read this author…NOW LOL