The Great Pick Up Line featuring
A Demon and His Witch by Eve Langlais
“Enjoying the view?” he taunted.
“Deciding what part to carve off your body first,” she replied. “Do you have a name by the way? Or should I just refer to you as ‘that asshole’?”
“You can call me Remy, but, when I get your thighs around my neck, feel free to call me God. It totally pisses Lucifer’s brother off, which means brownie points for me.”
A blush tried to heat its way into her cheeks at the mental image he provoked. His nude body, thrusting into her… Damn, she needed a cold shower and a few minutes alone with her vibrator. “Are you always this crass?”
“What can I say?” he replied spreading his hands wide with a beaming smile. “You bring out the best in me. Although, I’d prefer to sink my best into you,” he winked.
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A Demon and His Witch by Eve Langlais
Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch.
There are better ways to break up with a girl than having her roasted at the stake as a witch. Is it any wonder Ysabel has trust issues? She got her revenge, though, and it only cost her a slightly tarnished soul.
Working for Lucifer isn’t all bad, until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of Hell and she’s forced to team up with a womanizing demon to fetch the jerk back.
As a minion in Lucifer’s legion, Remy’s seen a lot of things, but nothing can prepare him for the witch with the acerbic tongue – and voluptuous figure. The more she pushes him away, the more determined he becomes to seduce her. However, what’s a poor demon to do when he accidentally falls in love and wants to keep her forever?
Warning: This story contains a sexy demon with corny pickup lines and a sassy witch who works for Satan. There is coarse language, hot scenes, a twisted version of Hell and a whole lot of giggles. If you possess an open mind, a good sense of humor and a tainted soul, then read at your own peril.
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About Eve Langlais
~ New York Times and USA Today Bestseller
Hello, my name is Eve and I am a Canadian author who loves to write hot romance, usually with werewolves, cyborgs or aliens.
I should warn you that I possess a twisted imagination and a sarcastic sense of humor something I like to let loose in my writing. I enjoy strong alpha males, and shifters. Lots of big, overprotective shifters. I am also extremely partial to aliens, the kind who like to abduct humans and then drive them insane...with pleasure. Do you like something a little darker? Then check out my cyborgs whose battle with humanity have captivated readers worldwide.
I love to write, and while I don't always know what my mind is going to come up with next, I can promise it will be fun, probably humorous and most of all romantic, because I love a happily ever after.
Thanks so much for coming by and checking me out. If you'd like to know more, read some excerpts or find out what's coming next, then please visit me at http://www.EveLanglais.com
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Happy reading!
Eve Langlais
Shari
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That plot sounds like it has everything needed for a great story and characters.
This is a riot of a series, Mary. Makes you laugh from the humor and squirm from the heat.
It’s a short story that will have you laughing and wanting a piece of Hell for your own. Remy is HAWT! He can eat crackers in my bed any day of the week.
I loved this book. I haven’t picked up book two yet, but I will.
Oh yes, you really want to do that. The whole series is laughs and smexy times.
Me neither, but I am going to look for it now. I loved the first book so much, I might have to sneak into my closet to hide and read the second one without interruption.
LOL ! Gotta love Eve Langlais and her wicked sense of humor !
No kidding! I rarely read these in public b/c my howling laughter just scares the populace.
I tried reading one of her novels on a train, one day, and people were looking at me funny 😉
Oh yep, public transportation would totally get you stared at. Haha!
I bet it would have been fun to see!
I loved this book and I want some of the devil for myself!
Love the entire description
You’ll love the stories, Susan!
It’s so great! You have to give it a try!
Lol what a great pickup line. Although I am not a fan of too cocky males, it can lead to some fun scenes like this one. I am realy enjoying this new feature of yours and this pickup line makes me curious about the rest of the book.
He’s cocky alright, Lola, but so is she. 😉
I’m having a good time with the event too.
He’s cocky, but his heart is in the right place. And she gives as good as he gives, so they are even. Throw in Lucifer and I loved this book to pieces! Glad you are enjoying the feature!
Oh what a naughty mouth on him. Love it 😀
Oh, she matches him too! They’re a great pair.
Oh, it gets down right dirty in this book. She gives back as good as he gives her.
I got a good laugh at this one. I am interested in reading the rest of the book. Can’t wait to check it out!
They are a riot, Starla!
It is an awesome story. Tons of witty humor, snarkiness and plain ole good lovin’.
ROFL don’t piss off JC! Gosh she has a wicked sense of humor!
Most definitely!
I am love with her books now!
Love Eve’s books!! They are awesome!
Yay for another Eve fan, Susan!
Oh this sounds good, and I love the little teaser Shari.
Expect to laugh, Kimba!